That is the question on everyone’s mind these days, isn’t it?
I mean, it is, right? Don’t you think about it day and night? Don’t you waffle between buying a Vitamix or BlendTec blender and an Omega 8003 single-gear juicer? Doesn’t the agony of the juicing vs. blending debate keep you awake at night and haunt even your dreams? Don’t you endlessly search the internet for comparisons, professional advice, and product reviews? Aren’t you ready to pull your hair out in your struggle to answer this one, single question?
No? You mean, I’m weirder than I thought?
Oh dear.
Well then, in that case, allow me to rephrase. To juice or not to juice is the question that’s been dogging my (apparently demented) mind for a couple of weeks. The good news is, I’ve finally reached a conclusion. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.
Now will you think about it all night?
Fine then. Be that way.
